You know what they say…
We need an itemized list of everything that was stolen.
So I can’t do my math homework cause my duck fell asleep on my calculator..
send this picture to your teacher they will understand
I’m not like other teens. I’m 47
YOU MISSED THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE
This Is How Koalas Run
Jesus was a homeless Palestinian anarchist who held protests at oppressive temples, advocated for universal health care and redistribution of wealth, before being arrested for terrorism, tortured, and executed for crimes against the state, now go ahead and explain to me why he’d vote conservative. I’ll wait.
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”